Put Your $*#@ Face Mask On!

That’s right! The rest of us are wearing these uncomfortable pieces of cloth or paper. I don’t like to do it either. It makes it hard to breathe and my glasses fog up. But, the “experts” tell us it is necessary to curb the spread of COVID-19.

Hey stupid, yes you! You came into a store where the signs clearly state that masks are mandatory. What makes you so high and mighty that you think rules don’t apply to you?

Lady. Ya you over there pushing a cart with your two young kids in it. Your kids aren’t wearing masks. It is bad enough that you don’t care about yourself or me, but your kids?

You, Ma’am? I see that your husband is wearing a mask but you aren’t. Do you think you are Wonder Woman? What happens if you get sick? Don’t you think you might spread it to your husband, you know, the guy next to you who is wearing a face mask?

Hey Buddy? You in the blue jeans and flannel shirt. Why aren’t you covering your nose? You might sneeze or something. Slide that mask over your crooked looking beak, okay?

Who just coughed? Oh great, it is the jerk over there wearing a fancy pin striped suit with slick hair and fancy glasses. Where’s your face mask? How very rude!

Stupid idiots! Yes, all of them.

If only I could share my thoughts out loud. Nope, too dangerous in these rather crazy times. You can think it, just don’t say it, Okay readers, got it?

Author: Dave

Some might call me a Conservative others a Moderate. My core beliefs: 1) Christian 2) Republican 3) Pro First and Second Amendments 4) Legalize Medical Marijuana nationwide 5) Term limits on politicians 6) Age limits on Presidential Candidates

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