This has to be the most complicated, pathetic, and disgusting election year I’ve seen in decades. What used to be a friendly rivalry between two or three major candidates, has turned into a sad example of Ripley’s Believe it or Not. Imagine if we could use fictional characters and common expressions to poke fun at some of our illustrious political players.
President Donald J. Trump is no saint. He’s a playground bully with a large dosage of vanity, who makes “Magic Mirror on the wall,” look like the norm. If Carly Simon would have just released “You’re so Vain,” I would tend to believe that was her tribute to our current Commander-in-Chief.
Former VP Joe Biden has lived underground, headquartered in his Bat Cave behind a black mask. Is he Batman or the Lone Ranger of COVID-19? Sorry Joe, but I think your “Silver” has more energy than you.
Meanwhile on the Wicked West Coast, Nervous Nancy Pelosi, gazes into her magic ball. Is she watching Donald Trump lecture Fox News? I think I hear her say, “I’ll get you my pretty?” meanwhile, the “Seven Dwarfs” and the “Munchkin” Mayor, wonder if they would have been better presidential candidates. Funny how they all dropped out of the Democratic party primary early to support their new leader “Sleepy.”
Isn’t it ironic that the same Dems who attack the idea of a Border Wall on the southern border are the same ones who are building their own “Berlin” wall down the middle of the Capitol aisle.
Senate Leader Mitch McConnell, leads the GOP opposition, he sparks memories of Beverly Hillbillies Jeb Clampett on steroids. Mitch comes across like someone who would rather go fishing with Sheriff Andy and Opie, than handle Senate business.
Dream world aside, I wish there was humor to this election but sadly it is turned into a slogan of “do it to them before they do it to us.” I doubt both political parties could agree on boxers or briefs, hot or cold tea, or original recipe or crispy. How very sad.
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