USA. This is a Special Report from the Corrupted Elections Network. Votes have “Vanished. The staff for Presidential Candidate Frosty the Snowman is getting ready to file suit in U.S. District Court. Apparently, all of his ballots are missing.
Frosty’s spokesperson, Windy Chill said that every ballot cast for the Snowman has vanished from precincts throughout the United States. “These ballots were mailed to all voters, children and adults alike. Everyone we talked to said they voted for Frosty and returned the ballots as soon as they received them.”
The Federal Corrupt Elections Agency replied to the complaint and said that no ballots were ever received.
Mail carriers said they never saw a single ballot for Frosty, but that there were a number of water puddles reported in mail boxes across the nation.
The Democratic Party blamed Global Warming for melting the ballots made of snow, while the Republicans blamed the Post Office for not having refrigerated mail boxes.
Santa Claus, from his headquarters at the North Pole, explained that ballots needed to be mailed only around Christmas time or they, like Frosty would vanish.
Frosty was last seen at a rally in Miami Florida, but has since vanished.
This is an example of voter fraud and the limitations of mail-in votes. How very disappointing that an election could be so fraudulent.
Disclaimer: “Frosty the Snowman” comes from a Christmas song written by Walter “Jack” Rollins and Steve Nelson. It was sung by Gene Autry and the Cass County Boys in 1950 . – Wikipedia I have no claim on Frosty the Snowman or Santa Claus.
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